me: why am i so ugly
me after 2 seconds: why am i so perfect am i even a human
elementary school: i went to bed at 10
everyone: omg thats so cool
middle school: i went to bed at 10
everyone: wow loser
high school: i went to bed at 10
everyone: omg lucky
college/university: I went to bed..
everyone: WHAT. you're so lucky omg I couldn't even.
adult: so do you have a boyfriend then?
adult: i'm sure you're too good for any of them!
me: or you know it could be the small factor that i look like some kind of troll and am completely awkward in social situations and i am wasting my teenage years on the internet